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Noun: The activity or sport of the over 65's moving rapidly through an area, typically an urban environment, negotiating obstacles by running, jumping and climbing.

Pioneers of OAP freerunning, Pat and Dennis stumble into the world of urban arts, reinventing parkour for the stannah generation. The Grandparkours hurtle headlong over street furniture in search of the Post Office in a careeringly reckless fashion.

They run, they roll, they spoil the grandchildren!